bloodjunkie-angelgroupie:

The best reaction to when someone is crying.

(via the-faded-silhouette)

90s-forever:

balcerak:

If I was a bird, this would be me.

hahahaha this might be my favourite comic ever written.

(Source: pdlcomics, via k-y-g)

(Source: picklejarbox, via emosad420)

droqo:

We are only human, and the gods have fashioned us for love. That is our great glory, and our great tragedy.

(via postulation)

  • demon: i possessed you
  • me: get the fuck out
  • demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
  • me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit

(Source: travalicious, via michaelvel)

unexplained-events:

The President

The 3200 year old tree so massive that it had never been captured in a single image until recently.

This giant sequoia stands 247 feet tall and measures 45,000 cubic feet in volume. The trunk alone measures 27 feet and the branches hold 2 billion needles (more than any tree on the planet).

This picture took a team of photographers from Nat Geo, 32 days and stitching together 126 different photos to make.

SOURCE

(via the-faded-silhouette)

Percy Jackson vs. Hercules

  • Hercules: Yeah, I'm a demigod, child of the Big Three,
  • Percy: Oh, yeah? Me too.
  • Hercules: Well, when I was just a baby I strangled to snakes with my bare hands.
  • Percy: Ah, I know what you mean. My mum freaked when I did that.
  • Hercules: I fought the Nemean Lion.
  • Percy: No way! Same. I was, what, fourteen?
  • Hercules: I've fought a hydra.
  • Percy: Dude, same. Although I wouldn't have been able to kill it without Clarisse, but still.
  • Hercules: I hunted down Artemis' sacred deer,
  • Percy: Oh, my friend did that. Chasing deer isn't really my thing though.
  • Hercules: Oh, well... ahh... I fought this massive boar once.
  • Percy: I think I fought it's girlfriend! It was a couple of days before I fought Kronos.
  • Hercules: *sweats nervously* This one time, I had to clean this stable that hadn't been cleaned for thousands of years,
  • Percy: Riiiiight. I heard a nymph helped you with that? I used my own powers. *raises eye brow*
  • Hercules: I --
  • Percy: Dude, I could go all day.
  • Hercules: *flustered* I fought AMAZONS -
  • Percy: Been there.
  • Hercules: The minotaur --
  • Percy: Done that. I was twelve.
  • Hercules: I... uh... I've... been to the Underworld and back!!
  • Percy: Man, I am sooo sick of that place. Been there like four times.
  • Herucles: Uhhhh... I... *heavy breathing*
  • Percy: Well, we done here?
  • Hercules: *triumphant grin* I WAS OFFERED IMMORTALITY.
  • Percy: Yeah, I turned mine down because I liked this girl...
  • Hercules: *jumps into the river Styx*
ceaselesslyme:

tastefullyoffensive:

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I thought this was a metal statue

ceaselesslyme:

tastefullyoffensive:

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I thought this was a metal statue

(via k-y-g)

comfysweater:

YOU FUCKING DONUT

(via k-y-g)

neilnevins:

nathanael-platier:

We freed them…but at what cost?

that ball wasn’t there to trap them

it was to protect us

(via the-faded-silhouette)